Recipe for Pacifier Awesomeness:
Step #1: Stand on tippy-toes, reach up and carefully remove one pacifier off bookshelf in room.
Step #2: Repeat procedure above; take a second pacifier off bookshelf in room.
Step #3: Insert first pacifier into mouth, then insert second pacifier into hole in first pacifier.
Result: Instant awesomeness!
The Expansion Years 